I Love My Home BUT...

I really, really love our home. Love it. However...

I really, really am afraid of spiders.

And it seems they really, really love our home as well.

I think it's safe to say that we have a relatively clean basement.

But upon further inspection....

WHAT?! You mean you can't SEE HIM?? Ok, here's a better look:

Ewww!!! GROSS!!

Unfortunately, this is only the tip of the iceberg! They are everywhere!! And the second I savagely murder squash or vacuum one - another one reappears the NEXT DAY! Oh, the horror!!

Spider, I rebuke thee in Jesus' name!! Amen!

Now where's my vacuum?!